We had an associate. The chap wasn't much older
than sixteen. David Bowie took him back to his
hotel room and attempted to eat him. Though he
escaped, he reported several things about
Bowie's hotel.Within Bowie's guitar were
the numbers 1423, a codeword shared amongst the Onclaxian organization, The Stars.

In additon to this, a number of Bowie's songs are in worship to Starman, most notably, the album The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, with the titular Ziggy Stardust representing Starman's younger years as an Onclaxian sleeper cell, and the "Spiders from Mars" referring to the Cottonwood Falls Spider Incident of 1995.

It is our belief that David Bowie, born David Jones, was a powerful musical sorcerer who was silenced by the Onclaxian Empire, before being cloned, and forced to spread Onclaxian propaganda.